So I have had wicked writers block for a while, plus with the move, the flood, the cold, and the job hunting I have just not felt like writing at all. This week I told myself that every day I will write at least one page (doesn’t matter which story it is for, or for what blog it is for), so far it has been hard because the two pages I’ve gotten done on Wrong Number are having to be pulled out of my brain kicking and screaming and biting. There were many a times where I had to just…
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Okay I know it’s the first and I even know that with leap year I got an extra day but fuck me sideways and call me a bad girl, I have no new chapters to post. Apparently nothing I have is at a place where I can end it and call it a chapter. Time got away from me and I’ve been pretty busy to boot. I’m even behind on The Toy Box due to two off-site reviews I’ve done. Tomorrow I’m going to try to get The Dukes review done though I can’t make any promises since also my free time is going to be spent going through my boxes in the garage here to get ready for my big move (looks like it might be sooner then June). So hopefully by the weekend the writing bug will have bitten me and I’ll have a chapter up. I know I said it was going to be Bleeding Autumn that gets the new chapter but as far as that goes it looks like it will be Wrong Number, less to write there but not less difficult since it’s a phone sex scene.
So I feel the encroaching month and what it brings (a new chapter to one of the short stories like I promised) and I’m just trying to stay ahead incase a long lasting writers block hits. I’m adding a Chapter (already written) to Bleeding Autumn so I want to get more work on it to be, like I said, a head. I hate to sound trite but it seems even though I’m the writer I am no longer in complete control of the story, in fact I had visions of it going in a completely different and less rapey way. I actually am becoming a little uncomfortable with how the story is going to come out to be and will apologize to any and all my readers and fans (in fact I don’t think this is going to be much erotica as it will be something very raw and unsexy). And promise to warn when it gets to the graphic parts so whoever wants to can choose to not read further on. In fact if it turns the way I think it will I may just forgo posting any more chapters and start working on one of the other more cheerful stories. To say this is going to get dark and gritty is an understatement but I also feel it maybe kind of cathartic for me to write it, so I’m going to refill my glass of wine and get on it.
I have four different stories up and plan on getting a little work done on each of them, a paragraph at least. The challenge though is to not jumble up the characters and their different personality (and boy they are different). I doubt I will be able to start on Accidentally Appropriate Weeknight any time soon due to a mixture of lack of inspiration and just the need to finish (or get closer to finishing) some of the other stories. Can’t really say there is one though that I’m focusing on more then the others though I really want to get the phone sex scene done on Wrong Number, it’s the scene I’ve been struggling with the most even though its mostly dialogue I’ve had to scrap so many rough drafts because it just didn’t have the right feel.
Anyway the rest of my evening and night will be spent equal parts working on my writing and procrastinating, oh and drinking loads of coffee. Hopefully something good will be coming from it. Oh and Bleeding Autumn’s next chapter will be published tomorrow and like I plan the first of every month a new chapter to one of the on going erotic stories will be updated so stay tuned (^_~).
It took a lot of time last night but I finally rearranged this place to how I like it and to how I think will be more user friendly. Instead of having to search through blog post you just have to look at the menu and you will see the title of your favorite erotic story and their chapters (if they have any that is). As for the blog part of Erotica I will be using it mostly for writers rants, updates, and the sharing of ideas. It will be a little look into the madness that is my writing process hehe. Oh and another big change is going to be my update rate aside from what is posted in the blog I will be uploading a new chapter, or a new story (depending on how my muse moves me) every month so no longer waiting forever and a day to find out what is happening to your favorite characters. So please check out all the new stuff and I would love to hear some feedback on it (^_^)
Working on Unnatural Romance Chapter 12, it's very slow going due to lack of inspiration and lack of time lately so wish me luck everyone (^_^) and if anyone has some ideas or would like to help either email me at xerox_your_zombies@yahoo.com or leave the idea in the comment section
Among Sly Stallone aficionados, it’s a well-known fact (a “cheese truth“, if you will) that Stallone’s screen debut didn’t come on Rocky (hee hee!) but on the 1970 adult film The Party at Kitty and Stud’s, in which he earned $200 for playing the part of Stud. (Playing the part of kitty: Henrietta Holm’s luxuriant 70s muff). Porn director Gail Palmer later re-edited the film and renamed it Italian Stallion to capitalize on the success of Rocky, and the horse wop fever that was sweeping the country. The film contained no hardcore (i.e. penetration) scenes, and at the time Palmer claimed Stallone had performed them, but that they’d been edited out. In 2007, a new version was released on DVD claiming to show the original hardcore scenes, but according to AVN (nsfw), those were inserts taken from another movie and there was no proof that Stallone had ever filmed hardcore scenes.
Well when I first heard about Stallone getting his start in a adult film (from my unofficial guru of all things Stallone) I did not believe it, and since it really didn't hold my interest by the time I got home and to my computer I forgot to google it, in fact I forgot about it all completely, until I ran across this tonight. So I guess I was wrong to not believe, and am just glad I didn't make a bet about it lol.
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Following the success of the Batman porn parody and the announcement of an upcoming Tron pr0n, here are a few more nerd culture stroke flicks. There are plenty more out there, but finding SFW clips for master(bation)pieces(of ass) like “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Bone” proved too difficult. Pay special attention to “Bat Pussy,” a vintage porn parody from 1973.
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I have always said there shouldn't be porn parodies its just painful to even think about them. However I am a HUGE nerd/dork and even though I don't really have much interest in watching these Nerd porn parodies I am just a little bit happier knowing they exist. On the other hand there is one porn parody I would be willing to watch no matter how traumatized I am left afterword, Bettlejism (NSFW).
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